tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77417377445053477022024-03-13T03:58:45.295-07:00WhapaJaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-45105414070583806522010-09-17T06:59:00.000-07:002010-09-17T06:59:06.669-07:00It is obviously that it is Friday!<h5 style="line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;">Hey Guys</span></h5><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;">Well it's Friday and as always it's time to... PARTY HARD!!</span><br />
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</strong></h5><h5 style="line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Fifa 11 Is almost here and for those of you who can't wait to check out the PC version here: </span></span></h5><h5 style="line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><a href="http://gaming.do.co.za/downloads/749/demos/pc/fifa_11/fifa11_pc_demo_EU.zip%C2%A0">Fifa 11 Demo</a></span></h5><div>There isn't much I can really say about it, but the visuals are definitely upgraded, but how much the rest of the game differs from Fifa10 I'm not too sure</div><div><br />
</div><div>Anyway guys that's all from me today, I might drop in tomorrow with an album review, but until then here is some more awesome David Thorne, this guy is really incredibly funny, enjoy!</div><div><br />
</div><div>Until later...</div><h5 style="color: #5c5d61; font-family: Arial, SunSans-Regular, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><strong><br />
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<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> No Subject<br />
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I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 2 September 2010 8.07pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: No Subject<br />
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Dear George,<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Thank you for your email. While I have no idea what a foggot is, I will assume it is a term of endearment and appreciate you taking time out from calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumors to contact me with such. I have attached a signed photo as per your request.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Regards, David.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 2 September 2010 8.49pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: No Subject<br />
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I didnt ask for a photo fag. and I meant faggot you homo. im not a fan so you can shove your signed photo up your ass. You would probably enjoy that. LOL!!!! Go suck your boyfriends dick in a gay club.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 2 September 2010 9.17pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: No Subject<br />
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Dear George,<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing." If I was inclined to have a boyfriend, I would select one my height and weight to save having to readjust the driver's seat position. I am not interested in doubling my wardrobe as I wear the same outfit everyday to facilitate speedy identification should I ever be in a boating accident.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Although I have never been to a gay club as such, when I was about ten, a friend and I constructed a club house in my backyard using timber stolen from a building site down the street. Our club, which we named 'The Kiss Club' due to a certain band being popular at the time, employed an intensive entry exam in which the applicant had to know all the words to Love Gun and not be a girl. As we had no other friends and knew no girls apart from my sister, this made sense at the time. The next day after school, having managed to recruit several new members by promising laminated membership cards and changing the entry exam to 'knowing the names of the band members', we all rode to my place to partricipate in our first club meeting only to discover my sister, outraged by the 'no girls' rule and armed with four litres of paint left over from a recent bedroom redesign, had painted the clubhouse pink and added 'ing' to the end of the word 'Kiss'.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Also, despite your inference, I have managed, up to this point, to avoid putting most things in my bottom. Primarily due to the possibility that I might enjoy it, get carried away, and move on to watermelons or midsize family autos. When I was about eight, I drew a face on my hand and practiced kissing it, which I will admit is a little gay, and I have often thought there would be advantages to homosexuality such as Abercrombie & Fitch reward points, successful couch fabric selection capabilities and the gift of dance. With or without a top on. This would come in extremely useful if I needed five hundred dollars and saw a poster advertising a dance competition with a first prize of five hundred dollars.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Regards, David.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 2 September 2010 9.33pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject<br />
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If you livd close by gaycunt I would be over your place with five friends tonight.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Thursday 2 September 2010 10.08pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject<br />
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Dear George,<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>I knew we would get along well. We have only known each other for one day and already you are organising a party. I am not sure where Gaycunt is but if I did "livd close by" to it, I would definitely be up for that.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs. Although the ideal would be for everyone to be capable of love without fear, restraint, or obligation, clearly this does not apply to homosexuals.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>At no time during the night would you comment on how much you liked my Abercrombie & Fitch pants or ask "is that a Marcel Breuer couch? I love the fabric selection" and when we danced, we would all leave our tops on.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Regards, David.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div><div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 1.18pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject<br />
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no fag I live in Charleston west virginia the best country in the world. I wasnt sying it would be a party. we would smash your fucking skull in and if you are calling me a fag you can get fucked becasue I have a girlfriend.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 1.56pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Yeehaw y'all<br />
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Dear George,<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Is she also your sister? I checked out her photos on your Facebook page and while she is not exactly my type, I accept that other people have different preferences. Even when those preferences include facial tattoos and stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock. Some men enjoy dancing with other men without their tops on while others prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>I read somewhere that Eskimos prefer women of girth as it provides warmth at night. I have seen the size of those igloos though and there is no way your girlfriend would make it through the opening. You could probably just construct one around her and despite the hassle of having to trudge out into the snow every day to catch and prepare the eighty seals required to maintain her mass, it would be like a kiln in there.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>If I were an Eskimo, I would build my igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Regards, David.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 2.01pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Yeehaw y'all<br />
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She isnt fat you fag. and that she got that tattoo is a teardrop becasue her family is dead.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 2.06pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Yeehaw y'all<br />
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Did she eat them?<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 2.32pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Yeehaw y'all<br />
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Get fucked fag her family they died in a traffic accident. have some respect. Go put some more gel in your hair and dye it balck like a emo skinny fag. And how can you see my facebook page pictures?<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 3.02pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Yeehaw y'all<br />
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Dear George,<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Yes, I have heard those motorhomes can be a bitch to steer. Especially around tight corners during a police chase or moonshine run.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>I will concede to fifty percent of your description of me as a "skinny fag" being correct. If our bodies are temples, mine would be a heavily shelled Iranian mosque express. To rectify this, I have instigated a fitness and weight training regime. Once a week I carry two heavy garbage bags out to the sidewalk and jog back. As this week was my first session and I did not want to over exert myself, I took the car. Obviously with a few breaks in between to re-hydrate and stretch.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Although hardly an emo, I understand their pain. If I looked in the mirror and saw an anorexic version of Pugsly Adams staring back at me I would probably start cutting myself as well. I will admit to having dyed my hair once though. The product, misrepresented as 'Natural Black' instead of 'Astro Boy black', turned my hair as dark as an adequate simile describing just how black it actually was and stained my forehead and ears purple. In an attempt to blend the colour, I rubbed the remainder of the mixture onto my face, figuring it might look like a tan. I spent the following two weeks telling people that I could not leave the house due to agoraphobia, an illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>I have access to your Facebook page due to the friend request you accepted from the Oscar Wilde profile I constructed yesterday. I assumed the name would hold no relevance to you and, consistency being the last refuge of the unimaginative, I typed 'Redneck wearing baseball cap' into google images to locate a photo you would identify and feel comfortable with.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Regards, David.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>Fro</strong><strong>m:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 4.48pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Yeehaw y'all<br />
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Thats fraud. I will report you to the police and to facebook fag. i would shoot you in the face with my .32 if you were here right now.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 5.19pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> tarded<br />
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Dear George,<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Yes, I'm fairly certain there is a worldwide criminal investigation network dedicated solely to bringing those who construct fake Facebook profiles to justice. I believe the punishment is tar and feathering in most parts of the world except West Virginia where you are stripped naked, oiled up and chased around a paddock while wearing a pig mask.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Apparently in West Virginia, this is also known as a 'date'. Variations include substituting the paddock with a motorhome or the person with an actual pig. Or in your case, both.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Also, as it is probably far more acceptable for men in West Virginia to hold guns than hands, I will assume the term 'shooting me in the face with your .32' is not a euphemism.<br />
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<div id="bufferspace" style="margin-bottom: 7px;"></div>Regards, David.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 7.04pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: tarded<br />
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Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 7.12pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> dneck<br />
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Yes you will.<br />
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<div id="bufferdots" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(224, 224, 224); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 25px; margin-top: 25px;"></div><strong>From:</strong> George Lewis<br />
<strong>Date:</strong> Friday 3 September 2010 7.16pm<br />
<strong>To:</strong> David Thorne<br />
<strong>Subject:</strong> Re: dneck<br />
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No I fucking wont fag</h5>Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-78544446835555923552010-09-14T09:52:00.000-07:002010-09-14T09:58:05.894-07:00Emulated TuesdayHey guys<br />
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Today I bring news of a neat little discovery I made, a Wii and Gamecube emulator called Dolphin. So what's an emulator you might ask? Well Trevor it's a program that allows you to play games designed for console X on your PC, pretty awesome I know! So now your next question is probably where can I get a PS3/Xbox360 emulator? Well I'm pretty sure if you Google it you find one or two, but they won't be worth much since they won't be able to play any real games on them as it takes the developers a few years to perfect the emulation on the PC. As an example the PS2 emulator has only recently become a worthwhile download as it is only able to with a fairly decent PC, play some of the games perfectly, but still not quite as perfect as on console, but the project has definitely made some progress. That being said it takes a fair amount of tech know-how to setup these emulators and they may not work fully with all titles, but they are awesome applications none the less. If you are interested check out the websites below:<br />
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Then another hilarious video from RWJ:<br />
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and last but certainly not least I leave you guys with a bit of Cyanide and Happiness<br />
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Until later...<br />
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Cyanide & Happiness @ <a href="http://www.explosm.net/">Explosm.net</a></span>Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-9938146777001822362010-09-12T05:42:00.000-07:002010-09-13T05:09:51.140-07:00Vampires...Hey guys<br />
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I saw a hilarious video on YouTube, a trailer for a parody of Twilight movies. I know these parody movies generally start sucking after a while with a few giggles here and there, but I really hope this one delivers as it just about sums up my opinion towards the Twilight saga, not that I'm a hater. Since the author disabled embedding on this video you guys will have to click on the link to check it out.<br />
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Then it's one of those games that I really can't wait for anymore, it's Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Apparently featuring a more intense storyline and of course general bigger and more bad-ass characters. Check the link down here for just about all the info available about this game<br />
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and lastly guys some Cyanide and Happiness for you!<br />
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Until later...<br />
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It's Friday and as usual, it's time to Party Hard!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Well I don't have any new albums to talk about I think I'll fill this space with some hype for upcoming games like Bulletstorm, and you can bet I'm excited about WoW's next expansion Cataclysm. Just the thought of having flying mounts in Azeroth is too awesome</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">So that's all from my side for today, I'll leave you with a bit of Cyanide and Happiness again</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Until later...</div>Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-58269907052844060252010-09-09T06:08:00.000-07:002010-09-13T05:09:15.155-07:00Almost thereHey Guys<br />
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Here is to hoping this coming weekend will hit you hard, we're almost there!<br />
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I got my hands on the new Disturbed album Asylum, it's more of what they've been bringing for a couple years now, which is no doubt a good thing, check out their Myspace page if you're unfamiliar with their music:<br />
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On the gaming scene there is new DLC available for Mafia 2 which you can check out here: <a href="http://www.thebitbag.com/2010/09/08/mafia-ii-dlc-jimmy%E2%80%99s-vendetta-footage-and-information/">http://www.thebitbag.com/2010/09/08/mafia-ii-dlc-jimmy%E2%80%99s-vendetta-footage-and-information/</a><br />
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R.U.S.E is being released in SA tomorrow which from what I've read will be a feature a few interesting game mechanics that will be new to the RTS genre and I really feel people need to innovate in games these days, as graphics only keep me entertained for so long. A great story is at the top of the list for me as it is about the one thing that can keep me playing a game sometimes even more than once.<br />
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Well that's all from my side for today, I leave you now with a bit of Cyanide and Happiness<br />
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Well it's Monday and I can barely breathe from all this heat, I can tell you I'm not looking forward to this summer. As things are heating up there isn't really much for me to post about (strangely enough).<br />
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I still can't beat my brother in FIFA 2010, but I'm definitely getting there, I think...<br />
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All I'm gonna leave you with on this Monday is this little post below here, which is without a doubt one of the funniest things I have ever read and I urge you guys to read the whole thing you can thank me later. Please leave your thoughts in the comment section.<br />
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Edit: Well that picture doesn't seem to want to work with the blog, take a look at the link below to find the story<br />
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It's weekend and I hope you guys are going to be partying hard, I know I am.<br />
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Not exactly a new release, but definitely worth a mention is the latest Avenged Sevenfold album, titled Nightmare. I recommend checking out this link to their official website to listen to some of their songs if you unfamiliar with them (Which is outrageous!) or if you know what they're about all you need to know is the new album definitely delivers. <a href="http://www.avengedsevenfold.com/">www.avengedsevenfold.com</a><br />
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Another video from RayWilliamJohnson down below:<br />
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/rant And then last but not least I'd like to take a few minutes to speak about something that pisses me off beyond all belief and that is those "Extremely Shocking" Facebook stories, which you have to like to watch and when you do, you have to fill in ten surveys and deposit $50 dollars into a random bank account, but it's okay because at the end you will know why all your friends posted crap like "OMW!!!#@ I can't believe anyone could do that!!#$" /end rant anyway I though I would share\<br />
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Until later...Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-7537424818064078712010-09-01T04:21:00.000-07:002010-09-01T11:15:50.927-07:00Update for the dayWell, I know you guys are bored so here is little entertainment for your Wednesday afternoon.<br />
Here are two great videos from two great folks on Youtube which I have fun watching when they release new vidoes they are:<br />
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Until later...Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-40758664955206131692010-09-01T03:17:00.000-07:002010-09-01T03:17:04.515-07:00I've said this before...Hi guys<br />
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Now I now this sounds familiar, but I really am going to try and update the site more often. Adding stuff like Computer hardware and software reviews, maybe a movie I recently watched, music and bands I enjoy even some great YouTube videos I might find. I want this blog to be somewhere you go when you are bored and need some entertainment, with the power of the internet you need never be bored again.<br />
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Until later...Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-69538504033356904872010-07-12T11:24:00.000-07:002010-07-12T11:38:42.482-07:00Well done SA. You made us proud!<div>Well Soccer fans it has come and gone, it's hard to believe that the 2010 FIFA World Cup is over...</div><div><br /></div>I am here before you and I can say that I am proudly South African, I'm extremely impressed with the way South Africa handled this event. I know of so many people that were skeptical about the potential of SA to pull off an event of this magnitude, but I am glad they were proven wrong.<div><br /></div><div>Well done to Spain for taking home the cup, although I was rooting for Netherlands to take it! I did hear people complaining about the quality of the match, but I found it a very enjoyable match, I believe people were expecting too much from this match, both teams are after all human.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now all eyes are on Brazil for 2014 and I can't wait to see what they deliver and I wish them all the luck in the world, I'm also hoping for a 5 star performance from Bafana Bafana! Making me even more proud than they did this year!</div><div><br /></div><div>Actually before we get to Brazil for the soccer, I don't know how many of you are Rugby fans like I am but I can't wait for the 2011 RWC in New Zealand I think that the Springbokke can make history and take the cup a 3rd time! Anyway that is what's been on my mind, feel free to post your feelings and speak your mind in the comments section</div><div><br /></div><div>Until later...</div>Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-55790955061309139162010-07-09T16:40:00.001-07:002010-07-09T16:50:25.348-07:00Fifa 2010 FinalsNetherlands Vs Spain...<div><br /></div><div>The World is watching, everything has culminated into this, the single match to decide the World Champions of Soccer. As an South African I have to say I am very impressed with the way we handled the world cup, in the start I had a very apathetic attitude towards the whole concept and I have to say that my opinion changed when I saw the people in the streets celebrating this great event.</div><div><br /></div><div>That being said that after my home team Bafana Bafana did not make it all the way I decided to put my faith in Netherlands and they have not disappointed at all and I am sure they will be taking the cup home, despite what Paul is saying about it. Those who don't know Paul, follow this link to see him in action <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya85knuDzp8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya85knuDzp8</a> </div><div><br /></div><div>Feel free to leave your comments about your favourite teams or any predictions you might have for the game. Good Luck Netherlands you can do it!</div><div><br /></div><div>Until later...</div>Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-14124370181123819512009-01-08T13:05:00.000-08:002010-07-09T16:53:31.863-07:00What I've Been Up ToIt's been a while since I posted, but I will make a point of it to visit more often and keep my blog updated. <div><br /></div><div>For Christmas 2007 my parents bought me a guitar. Not the best in the world but it certaintly does the job. I've been getting along with that and looks like one day I might actually be able to play a song or two :). Since like I said in my earlier post the music I listen to is a big part of my life so I will keep regular updates on which songs find their way onto my playlist. Some bands that have quite the presence on my playlist include : Avenged Sevenfold, Dashboard Confessional, Secondhand Serenade, Aking, Escape The Fate, Fokofpolisiekar. Bands that have made their way include: Death cab for cutie, The Postal Service (I really like Ben Gibbard's Vocals) A Change Of Pace, Seether (Gave them a fair listening chance and am liking it), +44, Brand new, Glaskas, Copeland, Ef-el. I also recently discovered The Script and so far I am liking them. I will keep updates of all the bands I like.</div><div><br /></div><div>Until later...</div>Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7741737744505347702.post-87584391826150979652008-07-04T17:00:00.000-07:002010-07-09T16:56:45.366-07:00Yes I decided for my first post to talk about music since it's the only thing in my life that hasn't rejected me at some point...<br /><br />Got to know Afrikaans music a bit more and I really got into that, favourite bands include Fokofpolisiekar and Foto na Dans, and I would've said Straatligkinders maar, ja I only got one song of them which btw I do like... From time to time I'll try and post some lyrics and what they mean to me...<br /><br />Until later...Jaco Kloppershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08737235009816771449noreply@blogger.com0