It is obviously that it is Friday!

Hey Guys

Well it's Friday and as always it's time to... PARTY HARD!!

 

Fifa 11 Is almost here and for those of you who can't wait to check out the PC version here: 

Fifa 11 Demo

There isn't much I can really say about it, but the visuals are definitely upgraded, but how much the rest of the game differs from Fifa10 I'm not too sure

Anyway guys that's all from me today, I might drop in tomorrow with an album review, but until then here is some more awesome David Thorne, this guy is really incredibly funny, enjoy!

Until later...

From: George Lewis

Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 6.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: No Subject

I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 8.07pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: Re: No Subject

Dear George,

Thank you for your email. While I have no idea what a foggot is, I will assume it is a term of endearment and appreciate you taking time out from calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumors to contact me with such. I have attached a signed photo as per your request.

Regards, David.

From: George Lewis
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 8.49pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: No Subject

I didnt ask for a photo fag. and I meant faggot you homo. im not a fan so you can shove your signed photo up your ass. You would probably enjoy that. LOL!!!! Go suck your boyfriends dick in a gay club.

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 9.17pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: Re: Re: Re: No Subject

Dear George,

While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing." If I was inclined to have a boyfriend, I would select one my height and weight to save having to readjust the driver's seat position. I am not interested in doubling my wardrobe as I wear the same outfit everyday to facilitate speedy identification should I ever be in a boating accident.

Although I have never been to a gay club as such, when I was about ten, a friend and I constructed a club house in my backyard using timber stolen from a building site down the street. Our club, which we named 'The Kiss Club' due to a certain band being popular at the time, employed an intensive entry exam in which the applicant had to know all the words to Love Gun and not be a girl. As we had no other friends and knew no girls apart from my sister, this made sense at the time. The next day after school, having managed to recruit several new members by promising laminated membership cards and changing the entry exam to 'knowing the names of the band members', we all rode to my place to partricipate in our first club meeting only to discover my sister, outraged by the 'no girls' rule and armed with four litres of paint left over from a recent bedroom redesign, had painted the clubhouse pink and added 'ing' to the end of the word 'Kiss'.

Also, despite your inference, I have managed, up to this point, to avoid putting most things in my bottom. Primarily due to the possibility that I might enjoy it, get carried away, and move on to watermelons or midsize family autos. When I was about eight, I drew a face on my hand and practiced kissing it, which I will admit is a little gay, and I have often thought there would be advantages to homosexuality such as Abercrombie & Fitch reward points, successful couch fabric selection capabilities and the gift of dance. With or without a top on. This would come in extremely useful if I needed five hundred dollars and saw a poster advertising a dance competition with a first prize of five hundred dollars.

Regards, David.

From: George Lewis
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 9.33pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject

If you livd close by gaycunt I would be over your place with five friends tonight.

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 10.08pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject

Dear George,

I knew we would get along well. We have only known each other for one day and already you are organising a party. I am not sure where Gaycunt is but if I did "livd close by" to it, I would definitely be up for that.

We could all sit outside on banana lounges discussing the best way to rebuild a 4WD transmission and agree, through shared stories of conquests supporting our assertions, that there is no basis to the proposition that those least assured of their persuasions are the first to condemn others for theirs. Although the ideal would be for everyone to be capable of love without fear, restraint, or obligation, clearly this does not apply to homosexuals.

At no time during the night would you comment on how much you liked my Abercrombie & Fitch pants or ask "is that a Marcel Breuer couch? I love the fabric selection" and when we danced, we would all leave our tops on.

Regards, David.

From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 1.18pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject

no fag I live in Charleston west virginia the best country in the world. I wasnt sying it would be a party. we would smash your fucking skull in and if you are calling me a fag you can get fucked becasue I have a girlfriend.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 1.56pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: Yeehaw y'all

Dear George,

Is she also your sister? I checked out her photos on your Facebook page and while she is not exactly my type, I accept that other people have different preferences. Even when those preferences include facial tattoos and stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock. Some men enjoy dancing with other men without their tops on while others prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis.

I read somewhere that Eskimos prefer women of girth as it provides warmth at night. I have seen the size of those igloos though and there is no way your girlfriend would make it through the opening. You could probably just construct one around her and despite the hassle of having to trudge out into the snow every day to catch and prepare the eighty seals required to maintain her mass, it would be like a kiln in there.

If I were an Eskimo, I would build my igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.

Regards, David.

From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 2.01pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Yeehaw y'all

She isnt fat you fag. and that she got that tattoo is a teardrop becasue her family is dead.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 2.06pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: Re: Re: Yeehaw y'all


Did she eat them?

From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 2.32pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Yeehaw y'all

Get fucked fag her family they died in a traffic accident. have some respect. Go put some more gel in your hair and dye it balck like a emo skinny fag. And how can you see my facebook page pictures?

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 3.02pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Yeehaw y'all

Dear George,

Yes, I have heard those motorhomes can be a bitch to steer. Especially around tight corners during a police chase or moonshine run.

I will concede to fifty percent of your description of me as a "skinny fag" being correct. If our bodies are temples, mine would be a heavily shelled Iranian mosque express. To rectify this, I have instigated a fitness and weight training regime. Once a week I carry two heavy garbage bags out to the sidewalk and jog back. As this week was my first session and I did not want to over exert myself, I took the car. Obviously with a few breaks in between to re-hydrate and stretch.

Although hardly an emo, I understand their pain. If I looked in the mirror and saw an anorexic version of Pugsly Adams staring back at me I would probably start cutting myself as well. I will admit to having dyed my hair once though. The product, misrepresented as 'Natural Black' instead of 'Astro Boy black', turned my hair as dark as an adequate simile describing just how black it actually was and stained my forehead and ears purple. In an attempt to blend the colour, I rubbed the remainder of the mixture onto my face, figuring it might look like a tan. I spent the following two weeks telling people that I could not leave the house due to agoraphobia, an illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

I have access to your Facebook page due to the friend request you accepted from the Oscar Wilde profile I constructed yesterday. I assumed the name would hold no relevance to you and, consistency being the last refuge of the unimaginative, I typed 'Redneck wearing baseball cap' into google images to locate a photo you would identify and feel comfortable with.

Regards, David.

From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 4.48pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Yeehaw y'all

Thats fraud. I will report you to the police and to facebook fag. i would shoot you in the face with my .32 if you were here right now.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 5.19pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: tarded

Dear George,

Yes, I'm fairly certain there is a worldwide criminal investigation network dedicated solely to bringing those who construct fake Facebook profiles to justice. I believe the punishment is tar and feathering in most parts of the world except West Virginia where you are stripped naked, oiled up and chased around a paddock while wearing a pig mask.

Apparently in West Virginia, this is also known as a 'date'. Variations include substituting the paddock with a motorhome or the person with an actual pig. Or in your case, both.

Also, as it is probably far more acceptable for men in West Virginia to hold guns than hands, I will assume the term 'shooting me in the face with your .32' is not a euphemism.

Regards, David.

From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.04pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: tarded

Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.12pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: dneck

Yes you will.

From: George Lewis
Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.16pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: dneck

No I fucking wont fag

Emulated Tuesday

Hey guys

Today I bring news of a neat little discovery I made, a Wii and Gamecube emulator called Dolphin. So what's an  emulator you might ask? Well Trevor it's a program that allows you to play games designed for console X on your PC, pretty awesome I know! So now your next question is probably where can I get a PS3/Xbox360 emulator? Well I'm pretty sure if you Google it you find one or two, but they won't be worth much since they won't be able to play any real games on them as it takes the developers a few years to perfect the emulation on the PC. As an example the PS2 emulator has only recently become a worthwhile download as it is only able to with a fairly decent PC, play some of the games perfectly, but still not quite as perfect as on console, but the project has definitely made some progress. That being said it takes a fair amount of tech know-how to setup these emulators and they may not work fully with all titles, but they are awesome applications none the less. If you are interested check out the websites below:

Dolphin (Gamecube/Wii)

PCSX2 (Playstation 2)

Then another hilarious video from RWJ:


and last but certainly not least I leave you guys with a bit of Cyanide and Happiness

Until later...


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Vampires...

Hey guys

I saw a hilarious video on YouTube, a trailer for a parody of Twilight movies. I know these parody movies generally start sucking after a while with a few giggles here and there, but I really hope this one delivers as it just about sums up my opinion towards the Twilight saga, not that I'm a hater. Since the author disabled embedding on this video you guys will have to click on the link to check it out.

Vampires Suck

Then it's one of those games that I really can't wait for anymore, it's Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Apparently featuring a more intense storyline and of course general bigger and more bad-ass characters. Check the link down here for just about all the info available about this game


Call Of Duty: Black Ops

and lastly guys some Cyanide and Happiness for you!

Until later...

It's weekend!!!

Hey guys

It's Friday and as usual, it's time to Party Hard!

Well I don't have any new albums to talk about I think I'll fill this space with some hype for upcoming games like Bulletstorm, and you can bet I'm excited about WoW's next expansion Cataclysm. Just the thought of having flying mounts in Azeroth is too awesome

So that's all from my side for today, I'll leave you with a bit of Cyanide and Happiness again

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Until later...

Almost there

Hey Guys

Here is to hoping this coming weekend will hit you hard, we're almost there!


I got my hands on the new Disturbed album Asylum, it's more of what they've been bringing for a couple years now, which is no doubt a good thing, check out their Myspace page if you're unfamiliar with their music:
http://www.myspace.com/disturbed

On the gaming scene there is new DLC available for Mafia 2 which you can check out here: http://www.thebitbag.com/2010/09/08/mafia-ii-dlc-jimmy%E2%80%99s-vendetta-footage-and-information/

R.U.S.E is being released in SA tomorrow which from what I've read will be a feature a few interesting game mechanics that will be new to the RTS genre and I really feel people need to innovate in games these days, as graphics only keep me entertained for so long. A great story is at the top of the list for me as it is about the one thing that can keep me playing a game sometimes even more than once.

Well that's all from my side for today, I leave you now with a bit of Cyanide and Happiness



Until later...

M-M-M-Monday!!

Hey guys

Well it's Monday and I can barely breathe from all this heat, I can tell you I'm not looking forward to this summer. As things are heating up there isn't really much for me to post about (strangely enough).

I still can't beat my brother in FIFA 2010, but I'm definitely getting there, I think...

All I'm gonna leave you with on this Monday is this little post below here, which is without a doubt one of the funniest things I have ever read and I urge you guys to read the whole thing you can thank me later. Please leave your thoughts in the comment section.

Until later...

Edit: Well that picture doesn't seem to want to work with the blog, take a look at the link below to find the story


http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Welcome to the family

Hey guys

It's weekend and I hope you guys are going to be partying hard, I know I am.

Not exactly a new release, but definitely worth a mention is the latest Avenged Sevenfold album, titled Nightmare. I recommend checking out this link to their official website to listen to some of their songs if you unfamiliar with them (Which is outrageous!) or if you know what they're about all you need to know is the new album definitely delivers. www.avengedsevenfold.com

Another video from RayWilliamJohnson down below:



/rant And then last but not least I'd like to take a few minutes to speak about something that pisses me off beyond all belief and that is those "Extremely Shocking" Facebook stories, which you have to like to watch and when you do, you have to fill in ten surveys and deposit $50 dollars into a random bank account, but it's okay because at the end you will know why all your friends posted crap like "OMW!!!#@ I can't believe anyone could do that!!#$" /end rant anyway I though I would share\

Enjoy your weekend guys

Until later...

Update for the day

Well, I know you guys are bored so here is little entertainment for your Wednesday afternoon.
Here are two great videos from two great folks on Youtube which I have fun watching when they release new vidoes they are:

and

Then there is a nice little album from the band House of Heroes called Suburbia so check out their myspace to hear what they sound like if you're not familiar:

http://www.myspace.com/houseofheroes

So that's all for now check back for more interesting stories






Until later...

I've said this before...

Hi guys

Now I now this sounds familiar, but I really am going to try and update the site more often. Adding stuff like Computer hardware and software reviews, maybe a movie I recently watched, music and bands I enjoy even some great YouTube videos I might find. I want this blog to be somewhere you go when you are bored and need some entertainment, with the power of the internet you need never be bored again.

Until later...

Well done SA. You made us proud!

Well Soccer fans it has come and gone, it's hard to believe that the 2010 FIFA World Cup is over...

I am here before you and I can say that I am proudly South African, I'm extremely impressed with the way South Africa handled this event. I know of so many people that were skeptical about the potential of SA to pull off an event of this magnitude, but I am glad they were proven wrong.

Well done to Spain for taking home the cup, although I was rooting for Netherlands to take it! I did hear people complaining about the quality of the match, but I found it a very enjoyable match, I believe people were expecting too much from this match, both teams are after all human.

Now all eyes are on Brazil for 2014 and I can't wait to see what they deliver and I wish them all the luck in the world, I'm also hoping for a 5 star performance from Bafana Bafana! Making me even more proud than they did this year!

Actually before we get to Brazil for the soccer, I don't know how many of you are Rugby fans like I am but I can't wait for the 2011 RWC in New Zealand I think that the Springbokke can make history and take the cup a 3rd time! Anyway that is what's been on my mind, feel free to post your feelings and speak your mind in the comments section

Until later...

Fifa 2010 Finals

Netherlands Vs Spain...

The World is watching, everything has culminated into this, the single match to decide the World Champions of Soccer. As an South African I have to say I am very impressed with the way we handled the world cup, in the start I had a very apathetic attitude towards the whole concept and I have to say that my opinion changed when I saw the people in the streets celebrating this great event.

That being said that after my home team Bafana Bafana did not make it all the way I decided to put my faith in Netherlands and they have not disappointed at all and I am sure they will be taking the cup home, despite what Paul is saying about it. Those who don't know Paul, follow this link to see him in action http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya85knuDzp8

Feel free to leave your comments about your favourite teams or any predictions you might have for the game. Good Luck Netherlands you can do it!

Until later...